The One With the Secret Closet

Thursday, 31 January 2002

Chandler forces open Monica's locked closet and discovers she secretly hoards junk, while Joey, after rushing Rachel to the hospital, decides she should move in with Ross instead of him.

What happens

• Phoebe discovers that Monica is getting a massage from another masseuse after claiming to hate massages, and storms out.
• Rachel bursts into Joey's room and has him feel the baby kick for the first time.
• Chandler finds the closet by the bathroom locked, and Monica refuses to tell him what she keeps inside.
• Monica admits she would feel exposed being naked in front of a friend, then agrees to let Phoebe massage her.
• Rachel gets frightening pains, Joey takes her to the hospital, and the doctor diagnoses harmless Braxton-Hicks contractions.
• The doctor assumes Joey is the father and praises him, while Ross tells Joey he wishes he had been the one to bring Rachel in.
• Phoebe tells Monica she makes sexual noises during a massage, and the two agree to try another session anyway.
• Joey proposes that Rachel move in with Ross so the father is not left out, and Rachel agrees.
• Chandler takes the door off its hinges, finds the closet crammed with junk, and Monica confesses she hides her mess.
• Rachel has moved out, and Joey insists he is fine before admitting he is lonely and letting Chandler hug him.